I’ve been telling Husband for several YEARS that I would like to upgrade my wedding ring. To be fair, since we were first married, we agreed that at our 5 year anniversary I would get a ring upgrade. Well, fast forward 8 years and I have brought up “the deal” on more than one occasion. The week of Valentine’s Day, I thought was the day our deal would come to fruition. For several days leading up to Valentine’s Day, Husband had mentioned that “one of” my gifts had been something I had been requesting for quite some time. His exact words were, “you have asked me for this so many times”.
On Valentine’s Day, I got one package. It was a gift package of Euphoria perfume, which smells amazing. Husband told me that the gift I was waiting for was yet to come. The next day a package arrived. When I opened the package, I was so excited when the packing peanuts revealed a small velvet box. I just KNEW it was the new wedding band I had been requesting for the last couple of years.
*DRUMROLL, PLEASE*
There it is, folks. He was so proud of the new “dime and ring” he bought me.
I’m going to get him a rubber vagina. When I get the real thing, he can have the real thing.
How you ended this post is just epic! You guys are simply perfect for each other!
I have NO idea how it is humanly possible for ANYONE to be this funny. Well, ok, maybe Katt Williams… but girl? Seriously, after raising 5 kids as a single mom (all from the same dad) for the last 8 years, I just sit here and nod my head.. yup… yup… ooooh, she hit the nail on the head there… OMG, you’re amazingly hilarious and should have your own special on the comedy channel. But I won’t let my younger children watch it, because I’ll be busy being a parent and monitoring such things as programs with profanity and the likes.
Keep it going, you make us laugh!
Pretty clever way to spin the ring thing.
That’s hysterical! Now I have to hide this post from my SO. I don’t want him getting any ideas.
As a die-hard feminist i never thought i’d say this phrase but, you asked for it. Don’t start getting mad at him afterwards because you regret it.
He did get me! I have to give credit where credit is due. I wear my dime and ring all the time. LOL
This is my kind of guy. This is the exact kind I would do with my wife! And my wife would have the same reaction! Just started my own blog with my adventures into fatherhood, and I will be linking your blog in mine!
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Thanks! I will go check it out!
LMFAO that is great! He needs punishment but at least he put some thought into it (even if that thought was spawned over an open beer can or two)
Just wanted you to know I nominated you for the Sunshine award! There is a shout out on my blog.
Thanks!
you’re welcome
Best ending to a blog post EVER! – well for me to read, not so for your husband!
That is too funny !
I can’t wait til he asks for a blowjob and you pull out your Conair Heat n’Style. That’ll fix his wagon!
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I think I just peed myself…
I can’t stop laughing!
too funny lmao
Oh yes, I too would get him a rubber vagina… it’s wrong if you don’t!
That is the funniest ring I’ve seen in a long time lol
You hold him down.. Imma kick his ass.
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The help is appreciated! He must be punished!
This is one of those stories that gets told to the grandkids at a 50 year wedding anniversary.
Th ring will be an heirloom. I swear!LOL
And I suppose he thought that was funny.
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Wow! Congratulations. Am very happy for you. I just told my husband if I could have a bag as our 17th years anniversary gift, and you don’t wanna to know his reply.
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ROFL oooh there’d be a dead man in my house if it was me… I vote hims gonna be king of the couch for a while b/c thats where he’d be SLEEPING.
LOL! Can I just say I love your blog?
Always funny!
My husband looks over my shoulder at this blog:
Him: Well, he fucked up.
Me: I think it’s hilarious.
Him: if he knows what’s good for him, he’ll produce a damned ring before bed time.
LOL! So, yeah, total conversation about you in some random fucking house.
LMAO! I like the way your husband thinks!
LMBO – well, at least he has a sense of humor which matches your own.
Perfect solution, lol!
You a dime piece baby! This means you are a 10. I think that’s what he meant. Hell. Idk. Lol
Oops I meant out not our.
I would’ve busted out laughing! Did you make him a fancy dinner our of play food to go with that rubber vagina? That would’ve made the day complete!
holy shit – your husband is hilarious. dead, sure, but hilarious.
Is he still alive?
Mostly.
I would totally wear that thing. Under one condition. He wears one, too.
What a brilliant idea!
The rubber vagina is a great idea, although I would have opted to ‘w’ring his neck instead…..
This is so funny! My husband would totally do something like this…Love it!
he’s a funny guy, well played
That was really funny and something my Hubster would have done too! I almost snorted my coffee!
Man, I wish I’d thought of that! That’s hilarious.
LMAO! Too funny………..thanks
Is that man still standing after that?
I seriously believe that we live parallel lives. Except that you r husband actually thought ahead on this one!!!!!
Wow…. Maybe you need to give him a “dime in forehead” when you punch him with the ring!!! The only way this will be truly hilarious is if he shows up with a real diamond ring in the next few days…. If not, I think the comedic value is going to depreciate quickly!!!
LMAO!
I can’t believe he still has balls after that..
Lol. I sure hope he was joking….
He considers himself a comic genius. LOL
you should get him a bottle of “Head & Shoulders” for Father’s Day!
That would be a good one. Or get him a gold-plated medallion. Take it up a notch. You know what I mean?